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Anagrammi #1: Ludoteca in fumo
domenica 21 settembre 2003, di
Vicecampione rionale di facezie e bagattelle, come animatore culturale Francesco Bamai è riuscito a lanciare dibattiti di risonanza condominiale. Abita in una casa a due piani, di cui il secondo sfitto.
Lo pubblichiamo su sguardomobile soprattutto perché, a volte, offre da bere.
(lf)
Alla follia paranoica dei nuovi mortiferi pacchetti di sigarette (dal trenta settembre soppianteranno i vecchi) con le indicazioni terroristiche in carattere di scatola (letteralmente, è il caso di dirlo) figlie del "Chi tocca muore" coi teschi dei fili dell’alta tensione, fanno da gioioso e insalubre contraltare le rosee confezioni di cartine Bravo, per fumatori di tabacco. All’interno vi si legge una scritta circondata da ferri di cavallo che da anni considero, più che una presa per il culo (quale persone più accorte di me hanno la tendenza a credere che sia), un inno alla più sconsiderata spensieratezza:
"Porta fortuna perché risparmia i malanni causati dall’uso di cartine meno pure".
Da un punto di vista puramente logico è un po’ come dire che andare contromano a fari spenti in autostrada in una notte serena è attività salutare perché se piovesse sarebbe più rischioso.
Con queste alte considerazioni universali, introduco una prima serie di esempi della nobile e onanistica arte dell’anagramma. Devo premettere, a mia parziale discolpa e a tutto disdoro dell’incauto sguardomobilista che mi propose la faccenda, che una sera di fine agosto, a commento di prove in tutto analoghe a queste, mi fu detto "Forte, vé! Per riempire dei buchi andrebbe bene sul sito". Capirete che davanti a un tributo di tale entità la vanità mi procurò vertigini a cui non si può rinunciare.
(PS: In maiuscolo la frase da anagrammare, in neretto i titoli, in corsivo gli anagrammi)
IL FUMO UCCIDE
…e prosciuga i laghi…
Occlude fiumi
…mi rende ossessivo…
Filmo dei cucù
…inibisce il gusto…
Ci fu dolciume
…secrezione assassina!
Muco di fucile
CARTINE BRAVO
Hanno una missione…
Recarvi bontà
…ma dalla lingua biforcuta.
Vi entra cobra
Fumare non è ancora illegale…
Birro vacante
…ma ti spezza le frasi per aspirare.
Trancia verbo
Ti sentivi prigioniero del senso di colpa per le sigarette…
Contavi barre
…ma Giuliano Ferrara era dalla tua parte.
Barriva con te
Se fumo posso esporre preziosi portacenere…
Vanto bracieri
…e partecipare a insoliti concorsi…
Vinco bara tre
…grazie a inaspettate svolte del destino.
Necrovibrata
Per fortuna che in certi locali a fumare si rimorchia ancora.
Bar nevrotica
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